Fuck I can't think of an appropriate title.



My boobs are too white. It's time I went out in the sun again.

Also. Perhaps I'm the only one on this entire planet who's moods swing like a pendulum concerning shit I can't name. It's not right. Like, seriously, it's not. I pride myself in being a sensible, fair person; responsible and honest to God more mature than you can think, but it's not right how I jump from hot to cold regarding this.
Whatever. I want to change but I probably wont. Why do I get annoyed so easily, almost unnaturally.

Anyway, that's it. I just wanted to say that I'm kind of really shitted off right now, and I'm annoyed by that fact.

YO.

It's my birthday today ! :D
I'm 19. It kind of feels awesome since I know I'll hate being 20.

In light of the fact that Thanksgiving is coming up, in America and anywhere else it's celebrated (this week), I want to say I am extremely grateful for:

-my family
-my friends
-my best friends
-all the kind people in the world, that I know.


of all my notifications today, Kelsey Anderson's meant the most. It had nothing to do with my birthday, but I love it everytime I get a notice that she's alive. So long as she stays that way, everything will be okay; I mean that.
Katie I wish you had facebook. You would so be in my top friends.

I can't believe I don't have an appropriate icon for I-feel-fucked-up-good
Anyway. I don't have to give up alcohol, right now. Maybe later on. Like, when I have babies or simply want to continue living for the rest of my hopefully extensive life.

I feel like a kebab.
There's pretty much no point to this post except for the fact that I need to state I seriously, for real, got shit faced Saturday night.
I don't want to think about Joseph cos it's unhealthy.

He remembered sitting at Texas Hold 'Em with Eve and being down 180K. Eve wanted to go on double or nothing and he was going to agree completely, until the oil heiress with silicon tits sitting next to him, put a hand high on his thigh. Suddenly, he'd folded, no explanation whatsoever and dragged a protesting Eve out behind him.

edit: oh, wtf retardation. It's my birthday tomorrow. 19 is a stupid number, but at least I have a year of it left.

My favorite part from New Moon, aside from unabashedly being able to perv on a 17-year old and his older, equally attractive friends; is when Paul sits down at the table in Emily's house, turns his head to Bella behind him and says, 'sorry ;)' like it was totally his bad for changing into a massive fucking four-legged furry thing and wanting to rip her to pieces.

Anyway, I don't know if that was a spoiler or not :/ Sorry ://////
I wonder if I need a new icon..
And to not make this post as stupid, or whatever, I'm gonna say I've been writing facts about Kellan Callahan. It amuses me :)
Also, I hate saying 'tits' :/

AND, one last thing:
"Don't you just love attractive older men."
"You mean that guy before?"
"Yeah. If I was 25+, I'd hit that so hard."
"You know how I said he sounded like my brother?"
"Yeah?"
"That was my brother."
Which reminds me of the time, with Brady again, where I said: "Hey that guy looks like a woman. I can't tell if it is a woman." And it was her best friend :|



( 'I was with her when she went from a regular B to a D. Now fucking put those back.' )